https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/cant-anywhere-ourselves-social-media-192916675.html

Critical reasoning breakdown of this article

1. The recent missing children cases in DC are no big deal- no higher than usual.

2. No one is being abducted- the teens CHOOSE to disappear and reappear between 24-48 hours.

3. MOST missing children are returned home- although no resources where given to support this claim despite the fact we DO have statistics that one child is disappearing every 27 seconds.

4. This article is entertainment, which is why it was published in the celebrity category- but which celebrity was abducted?