I decided to give a Christmas present to Donald Trump. Since he likes to ” grab the pussy” so much- I gave him one of his own. Say good bye to your penis my friend- but you know what they say…it is best to chop off an offensive part to Heaven and cast it into the ocean. I just figured I would help you out with that. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

And just so that no one feels left out- I have ALSO given the SAME THING to “Michelle” Obama. Again- MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!